Cheated on My Wife With our Kid's Babysitter & Have Zero Regrets

Cheated On My Wife With Our Kid's Babysitter & Have Zero Regrets

I began to sadly accept that this was my new nonsexual state of being. And then I met Amaryllis.

She was an aide at our child's day care, and babysitter fresh out of grad school and extremely attractive. The dads would all comment on her very excellent physique and make fun of her overly groomed appearance, but the truth is we we're all swooning.

One morning after school drop-off, I went home and took out my Jenna Haze inject molded vjj vibrator, which I was surprised had working batteries since the last time I had used it was before my wife got pregnant. Thinking about Amaryllis, I came so easily. It made me feel simultaneously ecstatic and guilty. I was thrilled that I could actually get myself off, when I hadn't wanted to for ages. And I also felt terrible that it wasn't my own wife that I was picturing and fantasizing about.

This became my new "me time" routine, and my fantasies got very detailed.

Then, one afternoon, I was strolling through a different neighborhood after having lunch with a colleague and saw Amaryllis on the street. She was loading things out of a van. I hesitated but decided to go say hi. Amaryllis gave me a huge hug and then apologized for being so sweaty. She was moving stuff into her new apartment. She said she had just broken up with her boyfriend and that her friend, who was supposed to help her move, had bailed, leaving her and flat high and dry.

For a second, I felt strange that she was telling me such personal stuff.

But then I offered to help her move the rest of her stuff. At first she said no, pointing out that I was all dressed up. But then I made a joke about working out a lot and being super strong, which was kind of true—I had started to get my  body back in shape. She laughed and said, "OK."

We moved a table, chairs and some boxes up three flights to her new place. We made small talk and then she told me that she always noticed me at school pickup and drop-off. I started to blush and told her I always noticed her too. The tension in the air was palpable. It was hot, we were sweating and in close proximity, and I could feel her eyes on me as I walked up the flight of stairs in front of her. When we got to into the apartment again, Amaryllis took the box I was holding, put it aside and kissed me, hard, pushing me up against the wall.

Up until that moment, I didn't really think something like this would ever happen to me, even though I had thought about it.

In some ways, it had a positive effect on my sex life with my wife.

[Intro]
Yea...
Yea...

[Pre-Chorus]
Bonjour bitches
She used to play games
Sweetheart swindler
But now that I ain't got money
The opportunist isn't the same, ho
Hit lottery, got riches
But now that I got money
She don't even act the same, ho
She used to play games
But now that I got money
She don't even act the same, ho
Bitch ain't the same, ho
She used to play games
But now that I got money
She don't even act the same, ho
She used to play games
She stup daughter to ask for
Land Rover
Turner her over,
And out, ho
But now that I got money
She don't even act the same, ho
You new rich
Novrai riches
October spooky bitch
November fat bitch
December santa's bitch
January New Year, new bitch

[Chorus]
I send this out to my ex bitch
Why she worryin' bout my next bitch and her minnie me
Steady goin' on my Facebook,
Instagram and Twitter
Tryna see how my bitch face look
Now she fluffy
I send this out to my ex bitch
Why she worryin' bout my next bitch
Steady goin on my Facebook, Instagram
Tryna see how my bitch face look
I send this out to my ex bitch
Why she worryin' bout my next bitch
Steady goin on my Facebook
Tryna see how my bitch face look
I send this out to my ex bitch
Why she worryin' bout my next bitch
Steady goin on my Facebook,
Instagram and Twitter
Tryna see how my bitch face look
Now that she guilty

[Verse]
Man, I send this out to my ex bitch
Why she hitting my phone? Blowin' up my Phone! Worried about my next bitch
Telling me she miss the dick, miss sitting On my dick, she wanna get on some sex 'n Shit, touch something familiar
I am the paterfamilias
But I tell her no and I really just don't Regret shit, I pay her to stay away
Alimony check on bed
Lyin' to yo friends, like we be cakin'
Girl you a trip, you be blowin' me, blowin up my phone, daily
But I done lost my feelings, I ain't feeling no relations, no mo
You had your chance, to sit it out or dance
I don't want nothing to do with you at all, move on, you gotta face it
And its crazy just for me to call you a stupid, lyin', thieven and cheatin', ho
Been with me since Day 1, now you acting like a groupie, ho
Girl you wallen, acting all childish
Stuntin' all in public, really looking like a fat foolish, ho
Friends telling you we coulda last longer
But they tellin' you that cus I got my cash long
Couldnt wait 'till I die
Had to do it, while you still a youngun,
you said
And I know it would've been a lot of drama to this shit
So I'm kinda happy that I got yo ass off, for real

..

When I look out my window
Many sights to see
And when I look in my window
So many different people to be
That it's strange
So strange

You got to pick up every stitch
You got to pick up every stitch
You got to pick up every stitch

Mmmm, must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch, yeah
Must be the season of the witch
Which witch, bitch

When I look over my shoulder
What do you think I see?
Some other cat lookin' over
His shoulder at me
And he's strange
Sure is strange

You got to pick up every stitch
You got to pick up every stitch, yeah
Beatniks are out to make it rich
Playing games at every itch

Oh no, must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch, yeah
Must be the season of the witch
Which witch, bitch

You got to pick up every stitch
Two rabbits runnin' in the ditch
Beatniks out to make it rich
Runing games with every bitch

Oh no, must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch
Which witch, bitch
When I go

When I look out my window
What do you think I see?
And when I look in my window
So many different people to be
It's strange
Sure is strange

You got to pick up every stitch
You got to pick up every stitch
Which witch, bitch

Two rabbits runnin' in the ditch
Oh no, must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch, yeah
Must be the season of the witch
Which witch, bitch

When I go
When I go

...

[Pre-Chorus]
She used to play games
But now that I got money
She don't even act the same, ho
She used to play games
But now that I got money
She don't even act the same, ho
She used to play games
But now that I got money
She don't even act the same, ho
She used to play games
But now that I got money
She don't even act the same, ho

[Chorus]
I send this out to my ex bitch
Why she worryin' bout my next bitch
Steady goin on my Facebook
Tryna see how my bitch face look
I send this out to my ex bitch
Why she worryin' bout my next bitch
Steady goin on my Facebook
Tryna see how my bitch face look
I send this out to my ex bitch
Why she worryin' bout my next bitch
Steady goin on my Facebook
Tryna see how my bitch face look
I send this out to my ex bitch
Why she worryin' bout my next bitch
Steady goin on my Facebook
Tryna see how my bitch face look

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